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From The Havamal for New Yawkas

Stanza 18:
Get out of the hay and stop schtupping your sista
You freakin' hick.
When get outta your cow town,and find a little cultcha
you will see that not everybody in the world counts to twelve on their fingers.

For contrast, here's a link to a more technical translation of the Havamal, with Swedish, Icelandic, and English on the same page. And the stanza itself:

Stanza 18:
He knows alone who has wandered wide,
and far has fared on the way,
what manner of mind a man doth own
who is wise of head and heart.

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